Online Death Stare
when two people who like eachother are both online, both wanting to talk to eachother, but both too scared to im eachother, thus resulting in a race to see who will swallow their pride first.
person 1: “man i was online for 2 1/2 hours waiting for florence to im me, but she didn’t.”
person 2: “well did you im her?”
person 1: “naw… i just gave her the online death stare”
person 2: “nice, that’ll get you laid for sure..”
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