Online foreplay


the act of engaging in sm-tty dialogue via web-based instant messaging. generally based around topics such as the other party’s genitals, the process allows the persons involved to save time when actually meeting in real life, having done the preliminary work to jump straight into the good old-fashioned boning.
our online foreplay doesnt really seem the same since we actually had s-x in real life does it?

who cares, the s-x was f-cking great.

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