only malays need apply
when the singapore government p-sses a law that enables a mohammedan malay to be the next president, as previous heads of state were all infidels.
unlike in the west, where muslims are arguably often discriminated or marginalized, in singapore, muslim malays—who already enjoy the privileges of affirmative action in education—will soon be able to benefit from affirmative election, when only malays need apply.
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