Ontario


the largest province in canada by population and the the second largest by size. located west of quebec, east of manitoba, and north of new york state, michigan, and minnesota. ontario is the economic engine of canada and home to canada’s largest city, toronto. other large cities include ottawa (the national capital), hamilton, london, kitchener-waterloo, and windsor.

ontario is economically and ideologically split between the populated, urban, and wealthy south and the vast reaches of the northen part of the province.

most people from other parts of canada think ontarians are arrogant w-nkers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a bl-w j-b. however, most of these criticisms come from people with small p-n-ses and no b-lls.
ontario is the most important province in canada.

i love ontarians, they support the rest of canada.

i hate people from ontario because i’m a right-wing, red-neck freak from alberta.
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actually, in canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! ontario is canada’s largest province by population, 12 million+. i also is home to the nation’s largest city, toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. toronto is also home to the world’s tallest structure, the cn tower at about 1 800 feet.
ontario place, i’m goin’ again!
the mega province of canada. population 12 million+ with a population density of about 16.8 people per sq km. shares borders with manitoba, quebec, new york and michigan. to the north is hudson bay and to the south is lake superior, lake huron, lake erie, lake ontario, michigan, ohio and pennsylvania.

ontario is the economic engine of canada. it contains canada’s largest cities. however most of the popultion lives in south ontario (approx. 11.6 million) and lesser to the north (approx. 400,000). but north ontaio has its cities (sudbury, thunder bay, north bay). south ontario however is one of the most densist places in north america. with major cities like: toronto (nation’s biggest city and provincial capital), hamilton (the most populous hamilton), ottawa (nation’s capital), kingston, london (for defenition of this city check london, ontario), windsor and kitchner.

ontario is highly sterotyped by the rest of canada. but what they don’t relise if it wasn’t for us, there wouldn’t be a canada.

ontario is also called an election backbone becuase it accounts for more than 30% of the votes in an canadian election.
ontario… the land of everything!!
most populous province in canada, although most people live in the very southern part of the region, along the 401 corridor. ontario is very much like new york state. a m-ss of people live in the south, and ridicule the northern part. contains the megaplex they call toronto and the surronding gta (greater toronto area, not the video game), with its m-ss of over 6 million people. also has the nat’l capital of ottawa, home to the most annoying of all hockey teams and a fan base that is unable to support cfl football. windsor and oshawa are now north america’s auto capitals, since detroit went down the cr-pper. hamilton is the steel center and is suburbs basically now connect with the western suburbs of toronto. london is another big city too, but no one really cares about it. the rest of canada thinks the media in the country is biased toward ontario, and they’re prob right. the only canadian province americans really know exists, and the place where 19-20 yr old usa kids jump the border to go to niagara falls bars.
more than 25% of canada’s population lives in ontario’s golden h-r-shoe. more than 25% of american college students p-ss out in niagara falls ontario hotel rooms after guzzling too much liqour they bought at bars or the lc.
ontario is not just a provence in canada. it also the name of an african-american in spartanburg, south carolina, and some place in california. truthfully no sh-ting.
ontario wallace aka the man because stan is the man, and stan is the man because ontario wallace is the man.
a really bland province in canada.

ontario’s culture is rooted in p-ssy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the british during the american revolution. after we sent the british on their way, the loyalists did not have the b-lls to face the music so they trotted over to upper canada which is now ontario. otherwise we would have burned them with sticks and beat their -sses with bats and chains.

ontario is made up of cities like toronto that like to think they are just as genuine and cool as american cities but they just don’t have the special jazz. the citizens are either pasty white law abiding puritans or super liberal new age types that pride themselves at being progressive. by the way the minorities are a bunch of lame poser w-nksters so you can’t accuse me of picking on only the pasty whites.

ottawa is a nice city but the core of the province made up of places like waterloo, hamilton, toronto and belleville which are completely lame. unless you want to party with a bunch of stiff boring wussies, don’t go to ontario. montreal on the other hand is pretty ill.
i don’t know what to say about ontario. it’s kind of like the mashed potatoes without the gravy.

i went to toronto ontario and it just didn’t feel like the real thing.

ontario mom: bradley, don’t forget to wear your sunscreen and your helmet when you are out there. and remember to use hand signals for your turns when you are on your bicycle.

pasty white bradley: yes mommy. i would never disobey the law. g-d save the queen and go blue jays even though all of our sports teams suck.
dispite misconceptions of a canadian providence, ontario is actually a small town in upstate new york settled on the sh-r- of lake ontario and divided by rt 104. home to a nuclear power plant, wayne central school district, and ontario video and news, ontario represents the typical rural farming town outside of the greater rochester area.
lets go to ontario and get some good p-rn at ovn.

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