Ontimus Noticus
latin for a person whom cannot be on time.
angie’s nickname at work is ‘ontimus noticus’. she has set a record by being late 183 days last year.
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- Shitesticles
when a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. the p–p squishes down into you scr-t-m causing your t-st-cl-s to get all sh-tty. ah, dude. that guy caused billy to get sh-t-st-cl-s.
- Shitfarted
sh-tfarted is another name for sharting. when you fart and you accidentally p–p in your pants. “you sh-tfarted in my shorts?!”
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a man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating. dude, i was taking a cr-p and that sh-t house p-ck-r checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. what a mo!
- onyon
cooked to perfection and usually above all criticism, despite relation to onions. hmm yummy onyon! a series of lucky events performed by a person of sub-par inteligence that benifit said person in some way shape or form. rich sucks at pool but he consistantly onyons, resulting in me gettin my -ss kicked.