oocboob
legend tells of two brave men on a quest for r-t-rdation. when along came a licence plate, and read backwards was oocb–b and shall that day forward mean “awkward notion, not meaning b–bs at all to symbolize power in an argument and becoming the conversation breaker for all who use it.”
problem: why do you always win?
trouble: i play for keeps!
problem: well i play for..
trouble: thriller
problem: no. i was going to say
trouble: p–p!
problem: grrr.. oocb–b
trouble: gasp
problem: convo over. end
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