oogie
extremely gross or disgusting; attended to by unfavorable circ-mstances
wow… that dried vomit sure is oogie!
icky, slimy, grotesque
the oogie gash was oozing pus before the nurse could clean and bandage it.
something that you don’t know what to call
p-ss me that oogie
i word that is used to replace the term “thats soo gay” because gay is offensive when used in a situation that is stupid.
the word oogie is made up to catch on instead of using an offensive term
eww i look so oogie today
oogie (latin root word ooorg’ie): a catastrophically foul smell which exits the body through the -n-l tract of a human being. a devastating fart. an oogie is not created from quickly digested food, but is rather brewed in the stomach and digestive tract over time (may be days to weeks). usually excruciatingly painful to release, subject may experience severe psychological trauma and distress following oogie exposure and may suffer permanent brain damage, loss of hearing, sight, watering of the eyes,heart attack,stroke, abnormal mutations or growths, and even death or other medical problems or conditions. individuals who consume on a regular basis monster beverages, taco bell, hot tamales and protein shakes are at a higher risk of experiencing an oogie attack. depression and lonliness typically follows individuals who produce oogies. 143 fatal cases have been reported in 2008 in the united states alone. g-d have mercy on all who are condemned with this horrible life changing condition.
oogie
-noun.
the most perfect male human being in all of existence. the epitome of human civilization. a miracle. an angel descended from heaven. the most graceful, beautiful, and perfect object/being. the very best thing/being. an object/being that makes you experience incredible joy and eternal bliss.
“her beauty captivates me so, she’s an oogie all right.”
“it’s an oogie! my husband’s alive!”
“oohh yeah, this oogie makes me feel great.”
pr-nounced as ”oogieeee!!” (oo-giii) and yelled out in quiet situations, is known as a symbol of excitement and boldness in cl-ssrooms everywhere.
teacher: we will be learning about pr-nonciation today. repeat after me: “aaa”
cl-ss: “aa”
teacher: “oo”
student: oogie!!!
teacher: -sigh- that does it for today
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