OOMF
one of my friends
or, as on twitter: one of my followers
oomf sent me a lovely birthday card.
one obnoxious mother f—–
girl: omfg shut up you are oomf
is used on twitter meaning “one of my followers”
i loved oomf twitcon!
the noise one would make while hip thrusting during s-x
“oomf oomf.”
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