Oompa Blumpkin
a girl and or miget that dresses up as a oompa-loompa and gives you a blumpkin. or a real oompa-loompa that gives you one.
adam’s girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a oompa-loompa and gave him a oompa blumpkin.
part of the oompa blumpkin song
what do you get when a oompa guzzles down your c-m
while something long and brown comes out of your b-m
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