OompaLoompAlert
when you see a b-tch who is so tan/orange she looks like an oompa loompa. you say it to warn your fellow friends/wonkas/douchebags that this girl probably has brain cells that are as fried as her skin.
“ooompaloompalert! d-mn, that girl should stand by the side of the road and deflect traffic.”
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