Open-Anus Fart


when your fart opens your -n-s releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.this fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. if your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
i just farted and it was open–n-s. my stomach hurts..did you smell it?
while at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. when their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your -ss-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure g-sseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. aka: obh (open b-tthole fart)
i couldn’t believe it when josh open–n-s farted right in the middle of the office. his -ss was right in my face.

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