Open Ass


used to describe an unpleasant smell
jesus christ! take a shower! you smell like open -ss!
the worst smell you can possibly imagine.
oh sh-t! the mystery meat in the cafe smells like open -ss. f-ck that, i’m going to the pizza place.
used to describe the scent eminating from a man’s -ss who obviously has a serious medical condition. also a by-product of irritable bowel syndrome, this condition can also lead to sharting.
dude, you smell like open -ss. what crawled up there and died?
as a police office is patting down a suspect, as he goes down the leg he get a whiff of nasty, sweaty, funky -ss.
man that mf’er had some major open -ss.

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