open axe wound
a particularly accomodating gulp. one that a gentleman couldn’t ‘touch the sides’ in.
“as he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse.” – from the diary of jack the ripper.
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