Open Condom Style
o·pen con·dom style “oppa-is gangnam style” verb;
a anti-prophylactic act largely endorsed by the pope were a small cross is cut into the tip of a condom that will appear in original condition when applied yet rupture upon its use. this phrase was popularized in the korean song gangnam style by kim jong un
-warning- this act may cause broken condom child
broseph: “yo, you hook up with stacy’s mom last night?”
brochacho: “ya dude, she made me use a rubber though.”
broseph: “aw that sucks dude.”
brochacho: “ya, i know… so i went open condom style!”
broseph: “sweet man!”
when you don’t seriously give a f. when having s-x with a women. common when you party without a condom on your pocket, when your too drunk too put it on or simply when it breaks.
friend: dude so did you do that chick last night?!
me: of course man!
friend: did you use protection?
me: h-ll no! open condom style!
friend: dude…
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