Open Icer


a hockey slang term referring to someone who has almost zero hockey talent and looks like a complete dumb-ss on the ice. the word comes from the idea that these douchebags suck so bad they shouldn’t be on a team and instead should be paying $2.50 to skate around with 5 year olds at open ice. they generally need to use the little pusher things to hold themselves up when they skate around. similar to a bender, duster, hoser, or home dresser.
somebody should go kick number 13’s -ss. he’s the worst f-cking hockey player i’ve ever seen. what an open icer.

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