open the garage
lifting up the enormous flap of fat in order to find the genetalia of a person with whom one is about to have s-x, esp. with large females.
jonathan: i just found a cheeto in your bellyb-tton!
mr. t’s mom: dont eat it. i want it. you stuck it in yet??
jonathan: i gotta open the garage first. lean back. -sticks it in-
mr. t’s mom: is it in yet?
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