Open the peanut butter
said when a guy who hasn’t gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. refers to the opening of a jar of peanut b-tter for the purpose of slathering said peanut b-tter on one’s p-n-s to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
s-xually frustrated man: “i just struck out again! such a long dry spell…”
friend: “might be time to open the peanut b-tter”
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