opening an oreo
a generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies ‘vertical biscuit’.
can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
“hi sthephan”
“hey man, what’s wrong with your voice?”
“my tongue is thucked”
“why, what’s happened to you”
“i wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!”
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