Opening the Umbrella
the act of masturbating under your blankets. “opening the umbrella” refers to the similar movements and look of someone opening an umbrella.
1. jim: dude, i just caught billy opening the umbrella in his bed!
2. earl: oh! what are you doing there?
steve: nothing. just opening an umbrella under here.
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