Ophiuchus
ophiuchus (pr-nounced “oh fee uh cus” — not “oh f-ck us”) was added as an official zodiac sign on january 13th 2011. ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. this zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.
guy #1:stupid ophiuchus!! i was a scorpio.. now i’m a libra?
guy #2: dude, i don’t f-cking care.
the serpent holder. the thirteenth zodiac sign.
ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.
originally a constellation located between scorpius and sagittarius and that was recently added as a new zodiacal sign, making it the 13th. the word is now being used as an expletive, reflecting the deep existential upheaval experienced by many who have seem their horoscopic certainties thrown off-kilter.
you go ophiuchus yourself, or ophiuchus me!, or you are full of ophiucus or what the ophiuchus are doing here!
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