OPILF
old(er) people i’d like to f-ck.
patrick stewart is seventy?! i don’t care, that septuagenarian is one hot opilf.
holy cr-p, is helen mirren an opilf! did you see her in that bikini photo??
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okay, alright, okey dokey. person1: do you want to go out sometime? person2: otaney, see you later. okay, alright, okey dokey. person1: do you want to go out sometime? person2: otaney, see you later.
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an old woman who flatters herself by hitting her dogs. i saw that ouida hittin up on her dogs.