Opinion Sponge
a person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. they adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).
when in the company of vegetarians: ikr i never eat meat. think of the poor animals!
when in company of normal people (meat eaters) : urgh i’m so fat because i eat so many big macs, i just can’t get enough of them
everyone else: she is such an opinion sponge!
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