opinionatedly constipated
a condition that is developed by keeping one’s own opinions to oneself as to not “rock the boat.” especially common for those who keep their opinion’s to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. this condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous sh-t on a constant basis.
heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on facebook during a presidential election season.
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