OpinionSearch
a cr-ppy call-centre agency that employs financially desperate students and old people to do meaningless surveys over the phone, bugging people at dinner or on sunday mornings.
opinionsearch also has a tendency to not give two sh-ts about its employees.
should not be confused with telemarketing since telemarketing agencies actually go on the national no-call list.
1) i worked an 8-hour shift at opinionsearch today and i want to slit my wrists.
2)caller: hi, this is (insert badly chosen fake name here) calling from opinionsearch. we’re looking for male members of your household between the ages of 18 and 34 who might be interested in a banking survey.
client: -click- or “i’m in the shower!!!!!!”
caller: h-llo sir? h-llo sir? h-llo sir? h-llo sir?…
3)caller: hi this is (actual name) calling from opinionsearch. we’re looking for female members of your household between the ages of 50 and 65 who might be interested in taking a survey on your s-xual habits. would that be you?
client: pervert! i have your name and i’m calling the police!
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