opossum
a white hood rat
“i heard some hood rat wanted to party with you last night.” “dude, that chick was white and ghetto, shes a opossum!”
it is the world’s dumbest animal.
i have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: you are a bl–dy opossum
figuratively: someone whose sh-tty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.
(you are on a 3 lane freeway in the summer. a person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)
you: (yelling sarcastically out the window as you p-ss) thanks for the turn signal opossum!
when for circ-mstantial reasons (people nearby, thin apartment walls) you have to have a quiet -rg-sm, an opossum – otherwise known as “having a silent o.”
“man my parents were sitting on the couch watching a movie and my girlfriend and i were getting it on in the next room – we both had to have an opossum!”
a white person who acts like a black person.
opossums do the same things as racc–ns yet are white.
kid 1: look at that guy,he looks like he is trying to be black.
kid 2: yeah,he is definitely a opossum.
it’s an opossum n-gg-r!
like that thing in nic’s backyard b-tch!
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