Oppertunist


one who takes advantage of a wonderful situation. for instance, rape is not wrong if the rapee happens to be asleep, and is very very gorgeous. these characters may include dan and nick. rape is not wrong. it is simply the gift of suprise s-x.
in boys billets, or camping on night ex. nick and dan are sleeping. time to be an oppertunist.

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