oppodouche
one of your friends who, when around the opposite s-x, completely changes. this leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. usually male. pr-nouned oppo as in opposite.
day 1, you: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
day 1, them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code son
day 2 with opposite s-x, you: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
day 2 with opposite s-x, them: that is very insensitive of you and i’m sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. you should learn to be more respecful to girls.
you: (thinking to yourself) he’s a f-cking oppodouche
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