Opportunistic Fucker
noun, adjective
1. a person that may have s-x with whatever offers when in the mood, may include inanimate objects as well
2. someone not considered a bis-xual but will have s-x with anyone of either gender without hesitation
steve was not a bis-xual, he was very much a straight man, but when he was h-rny it was fair game to anyone who offered but after he peaked it was back to being a straight man, which made him and opportunistic f-cker
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