Oprah Jeans
very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. these jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.
oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous oprah jeans. don’t we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?
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