Opt-Off
it’s gaining steam in the gay community: instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the tsa guys. when he’s finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging b-n-r off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic s-xual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the tsa agent as an unwilling s-x-slave while saying “f-ck you” to the authority.
man, kerry, where did you go after the check point? i saw you rush off?
oh you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, i just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!
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