opticrat
company manager with big stock options
options + bureaucrat
managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticr-p employees.
why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? to b-mp the profits and sell the place. pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. i’m otta here.
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