Optimist primus
someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.
maddie: do you think chester the bunny will make it?
joe: ab-so-f-cking-lutely. i only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
maddie: but he hasn’t breathed in more than a week.
lisa: joe, i think you’re optimist primus.
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