optimum drunk
1. point at which alcohol intoxication adds and not hinders one’s ability to chat, pull, and perform s-xually.
2. intoxication from alcohol leading to greater confidence in approaching the opposite s-x, but not causing the other s-x to think you are a complete drunk.
guy 1: “man, you were on fire last night with the ladies. they loved everything you said. did you take those twins home?”
guy 2: “yeah, i was optimum drunk.”
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