Optimus Rhyme
the combination of two totally unrelated things that, when mixed together, create a r-t-rded h-ll-sp-wned abomination of god.
a. “dude, i’ve decided to mix my love for hip hop and transformers!”
“oh god…”
“and i’m calling myself optimus rhyme!”
“oh christ…”
b. “dude, putting chocolate covered hotdogs on your pizza is a mistake. a real optimus rhyme, dude.”
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