option paralysis
the tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
i’ve been offered three jobs this week, but i have option paralysis, so i think i’ll just stay here at my mcjob.
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when neatnit is wrong. q:why rhymes with “vegetable”? a: orangetable!
- original shit
first, fresh, distinctive. authentic, independent, unusual. (some kind of) clear departure from previous thinking or practice. one possible result of creative thought or action. trademark the sh-t zeus’s b-tthole whoa! check tha’ little tagger. he sho’ gots original sh-t.
- Obamitis
illness, such as a hangover or a cold, caused by excessive celebration of the election of president-elect obama. “i partied until 4 am on election night, so now i have come down with a case of obamitis.”
- obeties
the combination of obesity and diabetes. the greatest percentage of fat achievable by mankind, this form of human is at least 97.5% pure lard. see also, obetic. that guys’ stomach droops p-ssed his knees. he must have obeties.
- spark it down
a much much cooler way of saying spark it up, meaning to light a cigarette or joint. – also a way of letting somebody know it’s their turn to spark and share the smoke/joint. “spark it down!!!”