Optipessimist


one whom gives a non-philosophical answer to a philosophical answer, providing both the optimistic and pessimistic points of view.
question: is the gl-ss half-full or half-empty?
answer: the gl-ss’s orientation between the level of contents and the height of the gl-ss and the definition of which you describe said content/height ratio is relative to the previous action unto which the gl-ss arived at it’s current orientation.

the answer was given by an optipessimist.
seeing the gl-ss as half-full…of backwash.
robin thinks president obama’s new jobs act will create millions of new jobs. millions of unnecessary, temporary jobs that will cost the rest of us billions of dollars we don’t have. she’s a true optipessimist!

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