Optirectomy
a surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the r-ct-m so you won’t have a sh-tty outlook on life.
“tom is in serious need of an optirectomy.”
a medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the r-ct-m. this is intended to eliminate one’s sh-tty outlook on life.
a pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
a clean cut from your eye’s to your -sshole to clean up your sh-tty outlook on life.
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