Optirectumitus
op-ti-rec-tum-it-us, noun,
1. an ambiguious mental condition which manifests itself by outbursts of negative thinking and behaviours. experts have hypothesized that the condition peaks whenever neuro-transmitters from the optic nerve cross the path traveled by transmitters from the nerves of the -n-s or other rectal areas. the most commonly observed symptom is an obvious disposition by the sufferer that includes a severely excremental outlook (sh-tty-outlook) on life and living.
2. negative thinking; hopelessness.
johnny thinks his life is over. he is obviously suffering from a bad case of optir-ct-mitus.
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