optometrist

a person that chose, unbelievably, not to go to school until they are 35 in order to work as a doctor. along with this, they must deal with ignorant dumb-sses that think they have no medical training, even though many schools teach the exact same cl-sses to both. upon graduation, these people will usually work privately, and get to be their own boss eventually. some will work in chain stores, but take out really solid cash.
so are you an opthalmologist?

sh-t no. i’m not an egotistical -sshat, and with the 6 practices i own while those douches slave for their hmo i make more money than one anyway.i’m an optometrist, not a boring self-important hospital company kn-b polisher.
my dream job. all the optometrists i know are bad-sses that look at eyes all day. they improve people’s vision on the daily, prescribe gl-sses and contacts, look at the back of the eye and detect illnesses from retinal detachments to diabetes to brain tumors. they pick the most long-lasting, least invasive medical treatments first and only refer for surgery if necessary. i have a great optometrist. he pretty much saved my life.

optometrists make really good money and have the lowest divorce rate of all occupations. i’d become one if it didn’t take 8+ years of school and only about 1 in 8 applicants are accepted into the 22 us schools :/
“hey man, i thought you had a lazy eye?”

“got ‘er fixed by the optometrist. it’s never coming back. he was pretty hot, too.”
doctors (od) that evaluate and treat the health of the eye and visual system by the use of eyegl-sses, contact lenses, and other functional, optical, surgical, and pharmaceutical means as regulated by state law.
my optometrist gave me a prescription because i had pink eye.
optometrists scope of practice extends from prescription of spectacles and contact lenses, to the medical treatment of ocular disease. unlike an ophthalmologist, an optometrist has a thorough training in pure and visual optics; they are thus experts within the science of refraction. entrance requirements to optometry are invariably high. nevertheless salaries are high: £35,000 starting salary($70,000)with the future potential to double or triple this.

i saw the optometrist yesterday, they have given me a prescription for new spectacles and prescribed an antibiotic for my conjunctivitis.
an eye care technition whose scope of practice is limited by training to non surgical eye care in almost all of the united states. the medical eye care they are allowed to deliver is also restricted by training and law. although they carry the t-tle of “doctor” in the united states, they do not in europe. optometrists are not medically trained and the vast majority of the services they provide is treatment of refractive errors with gl-sses and contact lenses.
“are you an ophthalmologist that is medically and surgically trained to care for eye disease?”

“no, i am just an optometrist.”
a wannabe ophthalmologist that couldn’t get into medical school. also, predisposed to whining about his/her inadequecy and overall uselessness. in turn, often tries to convince others that they are capable of performing procedures usually done by ophthalmologists.
my mentally handicapped dyslexic monkey decided to become an optometrist.