OPTX
san francisco optx. a counter-strike: source clan consisting of an eminent cs player, unsuccessful cs player and three “source players” who sucked enough c-ck (and at 1.6) when the game first came out. the team is currently competing at the “cgs,” a “professional” gaming league with similarities to the nba, nfl, etc. the members of the team (in order of the above), are: phamtastic (fat guy), p0s (also fat, but not as fat as “phamtastic”), warmach1ne (skinny black guy), clown (arab, looks like the “elite crew model in css”), and moe (also arab; is buff, loved xtina, and is good friends with the “awp”).
optx was formerly known as “efgaming,” one of the few cs:s teams who continued to thrive even after “the awakening”-
– – the awakening – the noun describing the time period where old cs teams made the “switch” to cs:s, subsequent to the announcing of cgs, etc.
tp: jardo, you got a new steam id? did you get vac’d?
jardo (trying to change the subject): um, did you hear l.a. optx just beat chicago chimera?
cs:s forum wh-r-: optx just beat jmc! source rules!
another forum wh-r-: sweet, i once pugged with clown and moe! clown gave me tips on how to plant a bomb, and moe taught me how to be a better sharpshooter! source kids ftw!
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