oralgami
the art of chewing candy wrappers and spitting out folded shapes
putting a starburst wrapper in your mouth and spitting out a perfectly folded oralgami swan.
the act of performing oral s-x on a woman of such high quality that she folds in upon herself.
when said aloud, this word must be exclaimed in a non-indoor voice.
dude! i just heard the word oralgami! shouted from that chicks room.
the art of simultaneously folding and munching your food, mostly leggy awkward salad leaves, such that the immediate exterior of your mouth represents a leafy mash-up of modern art and spittle.
“so janice, why was your date with brian not very good?”
“he ordered the rocket and walnut salad, and performed exceptional oralgami on it by making a perfect replica of a duck’s bill. unfortunately a saliva covered nut came loose and that’s just too far on a first date!”
“oh no, that’s like watching a car in a junkyard crusher with a screw loose!”
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