Orange Fat
the white, bitter layer under the orange rind, that likes to cling to the flesh of the orange like fat to a steak. also known as the pericarp.
guy 1, “dude! what are you doing to that orange?”
guy 2, “i’m trying to scr-pe all the orange fat off.”
guy 1. “dude, just eat it.”
guy 2, “i can’t. it scares me…”
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