Orange Whale Owner
the one person on earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a “cool story bro” story. also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed “cool stories,” that his potential is fl-stered and dormant.
orange whale owner: “i love wikipedia because i love telling cool stories bro. i love telling cool stories because i love wikipedia. greatest revelation of my life.”
friend: “cool story bro”
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