orangutan poot
when an orangutan climbs on the celing and sh-ts on people heads and gracefully sides down there vertebrates
guy 1 ewww that orangutan just sh-t on me from the f-cking celing what a sick f-ck
guy 2 aww how cute u have sh-t on you
guy 3 eww yall gross as f-ck you just got orangutan poot
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