orangutang bagel bang
when a gentleman decides he would rather have s-x with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that fatty mcnochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
see: bagel burn and dirty bagelin’
gary wasn’t about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous “orangutang bagel bang” with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
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