Orangutostitute
typically found in rural asian locations, an orangutost-tute is an orangutan who provides s-xual services in exchange for cash payments. they are usually shaved. similar to a hookerilla.
would you rather bang the gluck or an orangutost-tute?
ewww, nasty dude!! i’d definately rather do the orangutost-tute.
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