Orc’d
the act of having intercourse with a middle aged chinese-black man that foams at the mouth (a common sign of rabies). it’s only considered being “orc’d” if the man has one wart at the base of his p-n-s and goes through flop sweats as he -j-c-l-t-s.
timothy: dude, i got orc’d for the first time last night!
samuel:i remember the first time i got orc’d, did he break out sweating?
timothy: oh yeah, a ton. but the sweat dripping from his chin felt good on my back, but it got even better when he came. it was like icy/hot on my back.
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