orchestra

1)a group of strings-players that come together to play music
2)the most unrecognized group in high school. like band, there are very memorable experiences that involve losing your virginity and long trips on the bus. everyone lets loose in this cursed bus. also, most of the insanity comes from the antics of the cello and b-ss sections, and sometimes by the princ-p-l violinist.
i play in an orchestra.
an ensemble which plays clssical music. instruments include the strings (violins, violas, cellos, double b-sses), the woodwinds (flutes, clarinets, oboes, b-ssoons), the br-ss (trumpets, trombones, tuba, french horns), the percussion (timpani, snare drum, b-ss drum, celesta, etc.).

also called a ‘symphony orchestra’ or a ‘philharmonic orchestra’.
“i play in my school’s symphony orchestra.”
a natural habitat where asians reside.
guy 1: yo dude where’s foo young?

guy 2: i think he’s in orchestra right now.

guy 1: let’s go see if he’s there

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guy 2: woah, there are so many foos youngs.

guy 1: so this is where they all go!
made up of string instruments…
the band sounds much better than the orchestra but the orchestra is much cooler. the orchestra obviously has the most amazing people because who would have the guts to play in an orchestra in the first place?? full of amazing inside jokes and wonderful awkward and random moments, orchestra is the coolest, most carnactic music group of all!!
band person: where are you going?
me: i’m going to orchestra
band person: ew, you guys suck.
me: you’re just jealous.
band person:…..
me: we strings will take over the world one day, so watch out.
a musical ensemble originating from as far back as the early 1600s. orchestras vary from the traditional string quartet (consisting of a 1st and 2nd violin, viola, and cello), to a full, symphonic orchestra.

a symphonic orchestra normally consists of 4 families:
– the string family; violins, violas, cellos, and b-sses.
– the br-ss family; trombones, trumpets, tubas, french horns, etc.
– the woodwind family; single-reed instruments (saxophones, clarinets, the english horn, or “cor anglais”), and double-reed instruments (b-ssoon, and contrab-ssoon).
– the percussion family; piano, tympani, snare drums, marimba, xylophone, vibraphone.
and of course, a symphonic orchestra always has a conductor, normally armed with the traditional “baton”, a stick, normally white, used to conduct the beat of the song, and give cues.

a string quartet/quintet, also known as a chamber orchestra, has no conductor, and normally the 1st violinist cues the group. these small ensembles are responsible for a genre of music called “chamber music”, music that is normally played within a home, or other small area, as opposed to an auditorium or major recital hall. most high school orchestras are, in fact, chamber orchestras, normally quintets, consisting of several 1st violins, several 2nd violins, a much less number of violas, an almost equal number of cellos, and anywhere from 3 to 4 b-sses.
youtube symphony orchestra, venice symphony orchestra, penguin cafe orchestra, venice high chamber orchestra.
three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. a group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.
: where were you last night? i was worried.
: oh, i was at a five piece orchestra.

i lost complete control of my bowels when ness was r-mm-ng me.

nothing is sweeter than an all male orchestra.