Order


1. the polar opposite of chaos.

2. a state of reality in which one’s reality is under control. ie. peace.

3. a command.
1. order negates chaos. chaos negates order. without one, you cannot have the other.

2. i’m sure you know what i’m talking about.

3. see command.
one of life’s first-and-foremost “double-edged swords” — something that can “cut both ways” as far as definition and desirability is concerned. while it can refer to a welcomed stack of purchase-agreements that will bring wealth and prosperity to its recipient, it can also mean stern/irritable directives to do/not do something that its recipient hates/wants to do.
travelling company salesman: boy, did i get two big orders today!
boss: great! what were they?
salesman: well, the first one was, “keep out” and the second one was, “stay out”.

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