order in the court
a s-xual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female’s shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his w-ng while yelling “order in the court!”
f:”not now honey, i’m tired…”
m: >thwap thwap thwap< order in the court! order in the court!
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